Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I know who the president of Turkey really is

How has your life changed since starting college?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t cotton to rapists

David Beckham scores a winner with the royal circle - BBC

I can count

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

Ground beef sold at Whole Foods might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - CNN

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I see through liars

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Trump’s budget puts Huntsville-made spacecraft on the chopping block - AL.com

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Byron Allen Puts His Local TV Stations Up for Sale - The Hollywood Reporter

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I actually pay taxes

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Third case of bird flu detected at commercial farm in Maricopa County - ABC15 Arizona

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t buy bullshit

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I can read

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes